Page 10 - Salesian Bulletin 2016 [01] January-March

Nuala A Power,
M. Gallagher,
Salesian Missions Draw Results 2015
WILLS
Please remember our work for the young and the poor in your Will or through a regular dona- tion.
We depend on your help for the means to run Salesian pro- jects for young people in need at home and in developing coun- tries. All contributions gratefully received.
to:
FR DAN DEVITT SDB SALESIAN MISSIONS P.O. BOX 50 PALLASKENRY CO. LIMERICK.
Please send all correspondence
A Happy and Blessed New Year 2016,
Year of Mercy!
1st Prize €500
6th Prize €20
Ballymakee, Ballymacarbry, Co. Waterford.
Mill Green, Derrygonnelly, Co. Fermanagh.
2nd Prize €200
7th Prize €20
Ciaran Donaghy,
Nellie Duffy,
113 Ballymun Road, Glasnevin, Dublin 9.
113 Lr Main Street, Ballybay, Co. Monaghan.
3rd Prize €100
8th Prize €20
Michael Ryan,
Sr Oliver Noonan,
Murragh, Enniskean, Co. Cork.
Araglen Nursing Home, Boherbue, Mallow, Co. Cork.
4th Prize €50
Nicola Brouder,
9th Prize €20
Ahawilk, Feohanagh, Co. Limerick.
Katie Scully,
5th Prize €30
Mountrath St, Portlaoise, Co. Laois.
Philip Moore,
10th Prize €20
Drimaterrill, Ballinakill, Co. Laois.
Seamus Solan,
A man is dressed as Santa in a toy shop. A boy asks him for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” Santa tells him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one.
The boy becomes very quiet. So, moving the conversation
along, Santa asks, “What
else would you like
In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in charac- ter—until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage.
Thank you for your support!
68 Park Road, Ashtown, Dublin 7.
Santa to bring you?” The boy prompt-
Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get us both
ly replies, “Another train.”
fired?!”
10 SDB